chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.

Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023

The Steamboat Willie

The act of vaping while performing oral sex on a penis. Encapsulating the shaft in vapor.

Lexi can't put that vape down. Every dick she sucks gets "the steamboat willie" treatment.

by PJcreates November 2, 2023

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

Willy White

When ones self uses food coloring to dye ones butt hole a certain color. Especially for ones sexual partner named Tony.

" I'm gonna go Willy white my butt hole."

by TrashyButClassy July 14, 2017

willy kissing

When two males pull back the forskin and rub tips

Fraser and Lewis are willy kissing in that room 🤢

by 69fingerlickinggood July 19, 2017