A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
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by ugly gurl😜 December 07, 2020
When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
by Pssydstryr69420 December 08, 2016
When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.
Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.
Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.
by ChrisJD85 February 26, 2016
Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.
Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly
by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023
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