willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.
by ChrisJD85 February 26, 2016
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Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.
Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly
by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023
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farting willy

My farting willy is farting s so much
by smacked chode that was abused February 02, 2018
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side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.
Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!
by Side Willy March 14, 2017
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Indigo Willie

An American philanthropist 1863-1945
Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.

In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.
1: How do you feel about bestiality?
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.
by Andrew Valentine December 23, 2010
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Dry willie

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.
by AgentBanana April 27, 2015
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J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.
"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"
by Hot Dudes November 15, 2022
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