Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

Vegan

Attention seekers

Wow look at that vegan!
I don’t like vegans!
Mommy, why do vegans look so scary? Because they don’t eat mean and you can see their bones.

by Veganhater69 January 4, 2022

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

by Fëlít June 26, 2022

Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.

I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!

by Panmata January 25, 2018

Vegan

Something basic bitches claim to be

Person one: is Melissa still talking about being vegan?
Person two: yeah she won’t shut the fuck up about it. Like bitch damn shut up and eat your rabbit food go be sad.

by cosmicgoth February 13, 2021

Vegan

All you need to know vegan=gay

Eww your vegan?

by Anonimousboeh October 10, 2020