Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.
Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
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Get the Vag flats mug.A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.
The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?
Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
Get the Mission Vag Cig mug.When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
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The name comes from the fact that it resembles chewbacca, a wookie from starwars
The name comes from the fact that it resembles chewbacca, a wookie from starwars
by SulphurS16 March 23, 2022
Get the Chewbacca Vag mug.Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.
G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her
Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!
G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that
Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car
Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!
G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that
Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car
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