uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.

sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.

by bakaslutbussylicker May 2, 2021

that one uncle

that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper

that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS

everyone: RUNS

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Uncle fucker

Person(s) whom destoyed their uncle(s) cock

Person1: Hey look it’s that uncle fucker

Person2:I know right he loves to fuck his uncle

by Xx_69_420_69_xX November 8, 2019

Mexican Uncle

Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

by James St. Jaymes December 22, 2012

Uncle Pea

A peacock from the indie rhythm game "Songbird Symphony" with an eccentric and silly personality who really cares about those close to him.

"Uncle Pea is a character from 'Songbird Symphony'"

by NotPhaeny June 17, 2020

thermite uncle

the coolest uncle in the family. He can and will take small children to go and thermite engine blocks together( with or without parental permission). Similar to the vodka aunt and weed cousin

man billy's such a Thermite Uncle! He always takes nephew jimmy to thermite engine blockS!

by giggle fart extraordinare March 9, 2020

uncle neil

A man who is mean to little children and wears cowboy boots to weddings.

I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass

by Barriesucks May 20, 2018