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Verb: 1) to defecate on yourself

2) the act of messing something up so badly that even small children know you have done wrong; while simultaneously acting like you know what you are doing.
e.g. 1) "Whoopsie I just trumped my pants!"
e.g. 2) "You just trumped that book report! Did you even read the book?"
by Squeezeboxgoddess June 30, 2017
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Trump "Screw you america, i'm in it for the money"
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Take a trump

When your poop comes out orange and angry
The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)
by madzd February 8, 2017
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Truman Show moment

An event or series of events where you get feeling that people are watching you or even trying to alter your thoughts or actions in accordance to their script. The term comes from the 1998 movie, The Truman Show. Especially true when brought on by an occurrence similar to one in the movie itself.

If this happens too often see paranoia or narcissism.
SeaBass: Dude, I just had a Truman Show moment!
SquirrelMaster: How's that?
SeaBass: I was driving in my car, and on the radio they started talking about our small town, and they never do that!
SquirrelMaster: Maybe you should get that checked out.
SeaBass: My radio?
SquirrelMaster: No, your head...
by Bvas December 24, 2007
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Trump Dictionary

The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.
Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"

Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
by Deest February 23, 2017
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Trump

To talk a lot of shit and not be able to back it up.
"Man she was a trump, all these freaky texts and she just laid there"
by @big_the_savage January 16, 2019
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Trump Train

When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?

Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
by The_Mark October 31, 2020
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