Take a stab at it

phrase used as a substitute for "take a chance."

Claire: "Anybady else wanna take a stab at it?"
Chris: "Oh noooo. I don't like stabs."
Claire: "Puhlease. It's not often anybody takes stabs these dayss.
*lighting spontaneously strikes Claire*
Claire: "OOOOO THAT WAS A NICE STAB. Gave ma shiverss. And chillsss.

by MrStabs March 28, 2011

Senor takes it too far

A person who always takes it too far. Goes out of their way to break things/ annoy everyone. Eg. Steebs

Look whos being a senor takes it too far.
Here comes senor takes it too far!

by Gman2floppy August 4, 2008

Jesus take the wheel

A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!” while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.

“Yeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty goo… JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCK”

by soggypotatoe June 19, 2021

take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

by Robopoet August 11, 2005

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

bend over and take it

to "bend over and take it" means to allow an authority figure; teacher, police, parents.. to repremand you without you fighting back.

Kathy knew her English assignment was due tomorrow, but she decided not to do it claiming that she would rather just "bend over and take it" from her teacher tomorrow.

by KLMC July 6, 2006

takeaways

takeaways, also known as takeouts, fast food ect.

parent: what would you like for dinner tonight kids?
kid: can we get takeaways?

by blyth June 10, 2007