Tuskey

A short retard who will smash your mum (he won't) they are very cocky people and very short he will always call you gay swell and is normally sucking the nut of kaney3931

hey tuskey you smash my mum?

by YEETFEET26 April 28, 2019

Turkeyism

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

croch turkey

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

Plump Turkey

Making a girl eat a lot then shove your penis down her throat to make her vomit.

Yea I just gave her a plump turkey now I have to clean up my bed sheets.

by Tootie Frootie Tommy November 25, 2010

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.

Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?

by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014

Turkey

Turkey is a country that's in Asia and Europe - awesome, I know.

A: You should go to Turkey
B: Wheres that?
A: Uhhh...

by rfgjhiuahga December 28, 2011

Jive Turkey

1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.

1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.

by BarryJive December 19, 2008