Tom Bound

When one acts spin ones dog with physical abuse for no reason and posts t on a social media website

"My dog kept on barking so I tom bound it one"

by Tom Bound November 20, 2016

tom oldfield

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.

see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.

by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Sister Tom

The homosexual equivalent to an Uncle Tom. A homosexual who simply plays up to the stereotypes of how a homosexual is expected to act in order to gain approval.

After Robbie came out of the closet he keeps playing up how much he knows about fashion, but I really don't think he's even all that interested in fashion. He's such a Sister Tom.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Phillips

(verb) To fuck someone's face.

I'm going to to Tom Phillips you so hard, you won't be able to talk tomorrow.

by Pikachuandme January 28, 2018

Tom and Jerry'd

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .

Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8

by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017

Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003