Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.

Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot

by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020

Toilet bomber

When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.

Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.

by Pmdono July 23, 2016

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.

Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling

by cicixoz June 5, 2022

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019