Tainter

A man who paints with his taint.

Did you know that Leonardo DaVinci was also a part time tainter?

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Tainted Lullaby

A very awesome person.

You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby

by Slient Ice April 4, 2009

Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009

vietnamese taint butter

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted

by twitter informer September 2, 2009

taint

the space in between your balls and butthole

my taint is hairy

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

Tainty

A word used to describe something that is randomly delightful.
(Tainty as in the space between a man's ballsack and asshole.)

Sam: Are you going to the show on Friday?!
Allie: Hell yeah, it'll be tainty!!

by Diskostick February 1, 2010

Tainted Goods

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

by Talking Hex July 21, 2009