squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

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Turkey Burping

Turkey Burping is a slang term for gagging, but not throwing up. It may be used to include standard gagging, a sick feeling belch, or even vomiting a little into one's mouth.

Dude, watching that gross video had me turkey burping!

After that Chinese food I turkey burped like three times, I think I'm getting sick.

If I see you vomit I'm gonna turkey burp.

by chokey October 19, 2013

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A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"

The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!

by Juanco March 3, 2023

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turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.

Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.

by Porkbrains November 5, 2013

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