Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Ran (or get pan)

Ran (or get pan) is a racist war crime committer, he also hates the French

''Why does Ran (or get pan) hate us French people?''
''Because you guys existed''

by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023

Loli Pans

Fans Of The Greatest Choker Loli, Many are below 15 and trolls other players with no reason and cries when they trolls them

Look! Loli Pans celebrating Chokli's duck

by BluntIndianGal March 12, 2022

Pots and Pans

A fun, ill-intended way to describe dance music, more specifically the repetitious, hypnotic, vocal-less techno and tech house music you hear at the club after 3A.M.

Oh my God Mary, I need a chorus or some thing. This DJ has been serving us the pots and pans for 2 hours now.

by SShepard September 11, 2023

playboi pan

A person who never misses always right the funniest most handsome person ever gets all the hoes

Be a playboi pan bro you better then that

by Albert Einstein The IIIIIII February 19, 2021

bus pan buffet

This is the act of eating out of a bus pan or cleared plates from a customers table in a restaurant. In the middle of a 12 hour shift those fries do start to call your name.

You want any of this cheese? It's fresh off the bus pan Buffet they barely touched it.

by Sarcasticseriously July 23, 2017