Jon Starbuck

An amazing, handsome, beautiful young man who works hard for money and has 0 exes. Crazy.. right?

Jon Starbuck is amazing!!!! He needs all the girls in the world!

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

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Jon Starbuck

The most handsome and beautiful young man who has no exes

Jon Starbuck is my hero!!!

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

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Jon-Richardsoned

Eating food that is perfectly good for the singular reason of saving it from going to the bin simply because a family member did not want it and it had already been made to be eaten

I Jon-Richardsoned a slice of cake last night because my SO didn't eat his and by today it would have been no good.

by HappyKart February 10, 2023

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Jon

He is the The Lord of Mongoose land. He also has a messed up family tree

He is Joning around

by Bullybird February 18, 2023

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When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

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Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025

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