Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug. This term is used colloquially to refer to action or activity that is considered amusing, unconventional, or perhaps slightly mischievous.
It's a flexible term that can be adapted to various situations, often indicating something that the speaker and their friends may find entertaining or out of the ordinary.
It's a flexible term that can be adapted to various situations, often indicating something that the speaker and their friends may find entertaining or out of the ordinary.
by antrolls November 30, 2023
Get the The Funnymug. When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011
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Get the funnymug.