Ash

Former manipulative fuck who was banished from the mewmon religion by the leader, mewmon.

New Member: Who is Ash?
Old Member: You do not want to know.

by Mewmon religion lore January 13, 2024

Ash

The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.

“I will destroy you,” said Ash.

by MasterOfDefinitionsOfEarth February 15, 2018

Ash

Me. I suck. That's it. I do. Hello.

Ash sucks, aka i suck.

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Ash

A young shitass who gets off making your life a digital hell online

That is definitely a Ash

by Ambrose Man September 2, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Ash

A person who is the most likely to make ur mom jokes in the friend group

Ash:ur mom

Friends:stfu

by Hahahaha I'm a shinnie July 12, 2022

Ash

The most pretty, beautiful, lovely, magnificent, extraordinary, stunning, glorious, fine, delightfully dazzling

drop dead GORGEOUS person you will

ever meet in your life time. They are extremely ravishing, a delight to be around with their bouncy personality. You cannot help but smile when you see them,

you have no words to convey how you feel for them. You hope that they can read your mind from wherever you are, you hope they can feel the amount of love you have for them without becoming flustered. They deserve the world and more, and you hope more than anything that they know how loved they truly are.

A:"hey, who's that on your wallpaper?"
B:"Someone who I care about all the way to the edge of the universe and back, Ash."

by Sum Randumb Guy February 25, 2024