The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
Get the Air-wank mug.The act of lying back on your shoulders, with your legs raised, and feet apart, so that as you come, your spunk dribbles straight onto your own face. The shape of your body forms a letter 'Y'.
by barry kabama May 14, 2009
Get the y wank mug.This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004
Get the Wank Chariot mug.In the case of extreme horniness and unable to find the proper equipment (magazines,internet,movies etc)and you are in a public place (school,work etc). A power-wank is the answer. Max time 30 seconds. You go into that loo and bash at your member so hard your hand almost falls off.
Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation
Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation
"Joe you were quick in the loo?"
"oh thx just went for a power-wank to clean the pipes"
"go"
"go"
"go"
"WHEY"
"oh thx just went for a power-wank to clean the pipes"
"go"
"go"
"go"
"WHEY"
by Billy Sastard December 9, 2008
Get the Power-Wank mug.To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
by The Voluptuous Lion October 30, 2011
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Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
by LazyBoy December 2, 2004
Get the Wank-a-lot mug.A wank badge is a moustache, as the majority of those who have a moustache are wankers. Eg. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussain, Burt Reynolds.
by Charlie121212 January 20, 2008
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