2 definitions by barry kabama

y wank

The act of lying back on your shoulders, with your legs raised, and feet apart, so that as you come, your spunk dribbles straight onto your own face. The shape of your body forms a letter 'Y'.

"I had to brush my teeth extra hard this morning, I treated myself to a Y wank before work"

by barry kabama May 14, 2009

mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

by barry kabama May 15, 2009