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unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
mugGet the unicorn ranchermug.

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit
by frabrizio June 9, 2018
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sex unicorn

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.
by ...com March 24, 2015
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hunting unicorns

Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.
Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.
by autrsc June 2, 2018
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Unicorn-lover

posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!
Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!
by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018
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Unicorn butt

He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.
by Moopigjr June 26, 2018
mugGet the Unicorn buttmug.

Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.
Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?
mugGet the Biracial Unicornmug.

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