Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 10, 2009

road weenie

A full grown man who wears spandex and rides a bicycle down the road, often taking a whole lane of traffic.

Didn't mama ever tell you to leave your toys in the yard ya fuckin' road weenie.

by Drewski Brewski May 25, 2019

Rocky Road

When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina

WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.

by Pfoles August 23, 2020

Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.

I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

road hogging

Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.

Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.

by pdub2014 July 14, 2014

hills road

Warlord Central. This is where students/negros can come to commit to the buddha faith/die. It is a non educational learning facility, with some of the shittest teachers ever. They just tell you that you are a retard if you do something like eq the guitar, eg baz.

Hills Road is the fucking shittest place on earth, its full of bints and fucking coons.

by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 10, 2018

Road-Rave

you & your ppl are in the car blasting & moving to the music when u pull up next to a car full of chillers, both crews look @ each other, roll down their windows & start breaking it down

Yo we were on Flatbush ave when some dudes in a camry pulled up next to us & we were road-raving with them until the light changed - Road-Rave

by JERZZeee December 20, 2010