Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 May 31, 2018

The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

key to your gate

It basically means I got the dick to your pussy.

Davon: Hey niya!
Niya: Yeah?
Davon: I got the key to your gate.
Niya: What!!??!
Davon: Hahaha!!!

by That_girl_got_game/gang December 27, 2016

high key pretty

A person who is very beautiful and does not know it.

P1: you are high key pretty!
P2: no you are high key pretty!!!

by hamstergirl4 September 22, 2018

Team Beta Keys

A group of cool homeslices that like to invade.

Person 1:Team Beta Keys pwn your website!!
Web Owner:yeah I know

by jess1ca01 August 22, 2006

SHUT THAT KEY UP

Something you shout when someone is being extremly loud in opening a door.

Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT THAT KEY UP?
Person 2: Sorry, its a new lock!

by DaneCookTheCheater January 27, 2009