Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina

I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Capping (TM)

Capping (TM) is the act of putting a pencil eraser in the tip of the penis. Capping trademark is the property of Trixie and Katya.

“I’m Capping (TM)!” *bends hands down at the wrist*

by Stonedqueernerd92 January 19, 2021

BOOMER Caps

When your parents or grandparents have to emphasize words in a sentence by capitalizing them.

“You better GET home NOW!!!!!”
- Mom did you just use boomer caps?
“I can’t believe susan DIDN’T go to the party last night!”
“Please make sure my website has ALL the content on it”
- I understand you want all the content but you don’t need to boomer cap me.

by mjw media August 30, 2020

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

CAPS GOD

THE THING HUMANITY NEEDS THE MOST

MAN I NEED CAPS GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

by CAPSIE February 26, 2018