bull headed clap

a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.

Phil-Hey Jim, how did your date go with Jamie?

Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.

Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.

Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)

by vikingdrunk April 29, 2012

bull shit artist

A bull shitter who is successful in avoiding detection may be referred to as a bull shit artist. Bull shit artists are quite dangerous and may say things with a high degree of confidence while, at the same time, having inadequate support for what they are saying, making their statements bull shit.

Its amazing how these politicians are bull shit artists.
That guy manages to pull so many girls even though he's unemployed; he's just a great bull shit artist.

by YR October 1, 2007

young bull

A young bull is to describe someone who is from Chicago. Most famously noted in Chief Keef's songs, and other Chicago area rappers. I see people say this term is to describe someone from philly, but the Gangsters and Chicago kids use young bull also as a gang term to describe a up & coming member.

Young bull on this rap shit But I think that I'm kobe.

by MaceGBE December 7, 2016

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

Alaskan Bull Rider

When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week

“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”

by FATNIGGABALLS HD December 28, 2020

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

Bull back

Smashing a girl doggystyle and reaching over her head, putting two fingers in her nose, and pulling her head back...put in a woah girl if she struggles

Last week I gave Susan the bull back still she started kicking

by Erick shockwave April 28, 2017