Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
Get the unicorn ranchermug. Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.
by autrsc June 2, 2018
Get the hunting unicornsmug. Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
Get the Zee-unicornmug. Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014
Get the flannel unicornmug. When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect
by Squirrel_Breath April 12, 2017
Get the Stuffed unicornmug. He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
by Moopigjr June 26, 2018
Get the Unicorn buttmug. by frabrizio June 9, 2018
Get the unicorn shitmug.