shit talking tango

A shit talking tango occurs when two people engage in a never ending battle of shit talking.

Bob: What are Chow and Javier fighting about?
Jamal: They are not fighting, they're just in the middle of a shit talking tango.

by CMoose May 4, 2010

Stalker Talking

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.

Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.

by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010

Gravy talking

The act of mumbling and slurring words simultaneously while speaking, resulting in a non-understandable statement.

Jamie: Hey, how's it going?
Hannah: Pretty good, actually; I just got a dubahbgdaboh...
Jamie: I'm sorry, what? You were gravy talking big time just then.

by TheCloudsofGray January 20, 2011

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Slart Talking

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!

A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?

by Webe187 November 7, 2011

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Hype talking

The opposite of shit-talking. Complimenting or praising people behind their backs, usually friends.

Justin: Dude, I fucking love Chris. That kid is awesome, he's got the sickest accent and he can hang for days.
George: Damn, you hype talk this kid so much, I gotta meet him!
Justin: Hype talking?
George: You know, th opposite of shit talking!

Tony: I fucking hate Joe man, he's such a prick.
Bo: Stop talking shit all the time, George is always talking hype about you

by jchiu1030 July 28, 2015