e-tard

A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.

Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.

by c3m3t3ry February 25, 2006

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e-tard

A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.

He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!

by Melaketh October 07, 2003

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tard

The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"

No one called him by his real name, they all knew him as "Tard."

by Ricky D June 06, 2003

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lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef June 29, 2010

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Ree-Tard

A Ree-Tard is somebody so stupid that the normal term 'retard' isn't enough.
This is a person who uses all caps when typing. Ignores punctuation, spelling and sentence structure when posting online.
Ree-Tard's are always off topic, haven't the slightest clue as to what they are doing, and when you point out that they are acting retarded they morph into Ree-Tard's and attack you with misspelled, poorly worded and overly mis -punctuated emails or posts.

God! That Ree-Tard is texting me again!

by not even mad. June 11, 2010

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