THEODORE Talk

When your TED Talk goes on way too long, it has become a THEODORE Talk.

A, concluding a rant: Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
B: You ranted for 40 minutes straight, that was a whole-ass THEODORE Talk.

by bombadiller April 14, 2023

flow talk

When you're in the shower and you're wanking hardcore, and your mom walks in and you continue to talk to her like nothing is happening.

I was wheeling Amy in the shower, and had to flow talk my mom because she wanted to know what i wanted for dinner.

by Techno Parrot November 21, 2016

Pickle Talk

When old friends share a conversation over a jar of pikles, commonly known as Pickle Talk.

"Well Chloe and I were having a nice long Pickle Talk in the kitchen when we were interupted by a loud bang coming from the laundry"

by Benny Jett December 24, 2011

sigh talk

Someone who sounds depressed whilst talking, as if every word was a sigh. (Think Eeyore)

Amanda always sigh talks, like yesterday, she was all " heeeeeyyyyy, *sigh*, I'm ok *sigh*.... Things are fine *sigh*...what are you up to? *sigh*"

by Marauder12 June 2, 2016

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020

stress talking

When your full of stress so you have random conversations with people to lighten your mood.

Johnny thought Ellie was high, but she was just stress talking.

by Mami Franku April 23, 2018

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015