grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

iTunes Store pest

someone on the itunes store who leaves a negative review on a TV season, movie, album, for the sake of pissing people off.

review 1: good album, love it

review 2: sweet, i love this album!

itunes store pest: ugh, awful! it sucks! hate it!

by ReNeGaDeNorman April 9, 2010

Wall Street sandwich

When the person at the counter hands back a credit card in between the two receipts.

All you have to do to make a Wall Street sandwich is take the sale receipt from the register, put the credit card on top of it and put the credit receipt on top of the card.

I'll bet Martha Stewart can't make a Wall Street sandwich.

by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

dime store pimp

A low rent wannabe pimp. A person who thinks they have nice cloths or have a nice car but they are really just cheap junk.

That guy over there in that suped up Oldsmobile, he ain't nothin' but a dime store pimp.

by Dime Store Pimp December 11, 2011

hardware store

a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter. they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.

awesome girl:"the hardware store spread another rumor about me."

awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"

by thecheezwoman6 August 9, 2012

porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility

Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons

by Light Joker December 28, 2005