griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up

Bro I am Griffin Stoner rn

by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Thomas Stoner

Thomas Stoner is a moron

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron

by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019

Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.

Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner

by TheProph3t January 10, 2021

Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021