when someone is fugly they can be said to have been hit with a fugly stick. can also be used to say a once pretty girl is now ugly aka you were drunk and took her home.
a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...
Jason used his beer stick to take two budweisers to the dome.
Any elongated blunt instrument used to beatcommon sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.