Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

black sheet party

the slang name given to an orgy or sex party involving people who favour BDSM

lets go to a black sheet party!

by thuliumtit January 3, 2017

'Street Skeet'

When an Original Gangster's {aka O.G.'s} female companion {aka Bitch}, even after a violent domestic event {aka Beat Down}, contemptuously prattles on {aka Keeps running her mouth} until the O.G. can no longer tolerate the relentless antagonization {aka Looses his shit}. Said 'O.G.' then shoots the aforementioned 'Bitch' in the mouth through the cheek. It shall, here now and throughout the universe, be known by the moniker 'Street Skeet'

Bitch got stitches, because she always bitches. OG he ain't no rapist, the barrel, she had to taste it. She's immune to being beat, she talks shit, stuck on repeat, OG finally freaked, mouthy bitch got the 'Street Skeet'
{I thought it deserved a poem rather than just a sentence.}

by SykoSikoSugrMoma February 10, 2020

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Yeet in my Skeet

To cum inside a girls vagina

Guy: “I’m gonna cum.”
Girl: “yes yeet in my skeet.”

by I_need_some_jesus February 15, 2020

skeet skeet

when a male bust his nut and or blows his load on his girls face

justin B got skeet skeeted on by his dog cuz justin is very loney and 2 ugly to get chix

by fart on ur mouth January 12, 2005

beat skeet

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

by Tyresius February 29, 2008