steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018

Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

Steam & Rye

The moment when someone goes too far on a night out. For example this person decides to stand on a table full of drinks, knocking them all over.

Craig went Steam & Rye at the end of the night.

by Young Gunn February 3, 2017

Steamed Raspberry

When a girl gives a man a cleveland steamer so hard she gets pink sock. After this the guy proceeds to eat out the pink sock.

Guy 1: I gave a girl a Steamed Raspberry last night.
Guy 2: That's legendary Bro
Guy 1: It was kinda kinky

Cleveland Steamer Pink Sock

by NippleMan69 January 22, 2016

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Steam Bake

When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.

This morning I had the nastiest steam bake, it was awesome.

by hdawgdavis April 3, 2011