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lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.
My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.
by MenInKilts December 20, 2016
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fucked squared

to be fucked in two ways: drunk or high and sexually
by baddieaddie February 1, 2017
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humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.
by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017
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safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex
Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares
by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017
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Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
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baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.
Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.
by Mehoku February 28, 2018
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Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018
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