Spreadiquette

The art of delivering good looking and functional spreadsheets

Guy1: Mate, I can never find what I'm looking for in Jonny's spreadsheets. They look like absolute crap!

Guy2: Guy has no spreadiquette at all!

by Julz200000 September 4, 2018

Spreafico

Italian slang for "something cool" or good-looking. Superlative for word "fico" which means "cool".

Sei fico... anzi.. Spreafico!

by The way of the undeniable September 8, 2018

Sorted

A way of letting people know that you have completed a task, or a way of giving thanks to someone for completing a task.

Tom: “Grace I’ll send you the homework if you turn your AirDrop on”

Grace: “I’ve turned it on”

Tom: “Sorted!”

by Tom.123 October 10, 2018

sorted or thwarted

successfully completing a task or not

How'd it go at the benefits office? Sorted or thwarted?

by sorted or thwarted October 21, 2018

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Spreadin' Rim

Anal intercourse.

The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.

by Ajmontana July 12, 2019

Spitershadower

A narcissistic personality type, in which a spite filled person; generally referred to as a hater, has a distorted view of how big tough and scary they are. When confronted, similarly to a spider they tend so scurry away, and retreat to their self made web, in other words their convoluted views about they way they see themselves in comparison to the world.

Spitershadower's may be un aware of their actually size in comparision to their shadow. They are not all bad, but generally create problems for others due to their hidden insecurities. When a Spitershadower see's their refelction in the mirror and realize they were deceived by their own shadow, it can scare the bejesus out of them. However, this is a good thing and a turning point if they accept their reflection in real space. They then become the mirror themselves, either using their realized identity to reflect light and colorful objects generating more light and color spectrum, as they grow bigger by feeding this light spectral energy to other color full reflectors. In contrast if they choose not to use their new awakened consciousness of this reflective potential, they remain the same, or seek darkness eventually making them disappear. They are incapable of seeking and basking in colorful well light areas as long as they refuse to face their Spitershadowing behavior.

by OutCaKtIsLand July 13, 2019