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Soccer

The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
Dis man played soccer, yes
by An idiot6453@2 December 8, 2017
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Soccerfinkal

When a woman's clit is so wet that they get their whole body covered in their bodily fluids.
I made my girl soccerfinkal all over herself.
by Anthony peewee December 18, 2017
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soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer
by UglylilDress March 14, 2018
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soccer homosexuales

gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit
Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly
by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 April 8, 2018
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Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018
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Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit
that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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