Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.

Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!

by Timmers05 September 1, 2025

smurfing

When a player of a higher level demotes themselves/creates a new account to play less skilled opponents.

"Dude I think this guy is smurfing, he's just too good. He's ruining the game."

by yafn September 8, 2025

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.

ill smurf you up!

by Seb1245 March 14, 2025

Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people

Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me

by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024