Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

Slipper Ripper

just a fat little chomper stomper that you eat on if your a boy from minnesota trying to get that skoal or grizzly

"hey man can u hand me my tin i wanna pack a Slipper Ripper"

"whatcha eatin on dude?"
"just a little Slipper Ripper chipper nipper"

by pierre zwod 08 February 4, 2009

Cock Slipper

Johnson protection during sex season.

Ben triple-stacked his cock slippers before spearing Britney.

by Beegee December 3, 2007

Alaska Slippers

Noun: Super warm slippers, like something one would wear in Alaska.

Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.

by Miss Uhlisuh December 14, 2011

slippering

the art of sticking ones foot up the anus as far as it may go.

joel was such a charmer that he convinced two girls into a rousing night of slippering, thereby cleaning his floor.

by spazzy mchotpants May 13, 2005

Glass slipper

When you cum in a sock and put it on a girls foot and let it dry

For valentines day i gave her a glass slipper

by Chineselollipop February 14, 2017

Turkish slippers

When a girl wraps her feet in sandpaper and gives a guy a footjob. Similar to a "turkish towel."

Oh yea? Your lady wearing the Turkish slippers again?

by RB81 December 7, 2010