Skeet Sleep

When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.

John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.

Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!

by MisterBasto October 22, 2008

Yeet and Skeet

What needs to be done to the 1% when the revolution comes.

Trebuchets will be involved.

Also shotguns.

"Guillotines are so passé. Yeet and Skeet the Rich."

by DeSisi1789 July 14, 2020

Skeet shootin

To ejaculate on a woman's back.

I went half, half, whole from the back, started skeet shootin, then went and hid behind a rock.

by The Only Skeet Shooter January 10, 2007

Skeet Sheet

Another name for a ghetto whore.

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

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by Jeffy skeet skeet butthole dad January 24, 2018

aw skeet skeet motha fucka

1.what lil' jon says to his homies when rapping the song "get low".

2.when a guy wants to get in his womans pants, he yells out loud "aw skeet skeet motha fucka".

3. to the windows, to the walls... you know "get low"..

wife gets home from work and her husband yells hey bitch make me a sandwhich. and she goes no make your own. and then he yells "aw skeet skeet motha fucka".

by melissa & elizabeth August 21, 2006

Skeet Turban

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008