Bitch 1: " Hey look at that guy standing up for the girl getting beat up"
Bitch 2: Ik what a simp lol
Bitch 2: Ik what a simp lol
by simpguy May 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. one of the “bros” who stopped hanging out with all the bro’s to try to get some poon. usually named austin or reese
by gimmedatpussy999 January 2, 2020
Get the simpmug. An overused word that losers use to define men/women who spend a large amount of time or money on someone they like.
by Box Of Cereal August 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
Get the simpmug. A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
by VeganSausage December 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug.