hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014

Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010

shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).

Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.

Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )

by me14 March 5, 2007

shootin the ones

to fight or want to fight someone.

(shootin the ones) or (shootin ones)

yo, im shootin ones with that kid tonight.
yea mess em up.

by Mleo April 10, 2008

shoot him an ask

To ask somebody something. It doesn't have to be a guy, "shoot her an ask" is totally legit too.

"Is Tom coming to the party? I don't know, let me shoot him an ask."

by Ezomz January 5, 2009

shoot some clams

1) v. The practice of meeting and having sexual relations.

2) v. to have sex.

Billy said to his friends, "Hey guys, let's go down to the pier and shoot some clams".

by algebraboy99 September 10, 2010