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if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
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shitty pants

You ain't nuthin but a shitty pants!
by the rev c July 21, 2003
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shitty shitty fuck fuck

A 'rage' reference referring to the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" With the lil' fuckin' balloon or whatever.
1:Omg! My mom rented Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

2:You FUCKING NERD OMG MY MOM RENTED SHITTY SHITTY FUCK FUCK WOW IM SO COOL

1: ):
by l0lwut January 15, 2009
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shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'
'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'
by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004
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shitty hole

Cleverer way of saying or retort to, "Holy Shit!"
Jacqueline: "Holy shit."

Shinooquina: "Shitty hole!"
by Plural of Mongoose May 15, 2006
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shittypoo

Adjective - Describes something comical yet poor in quality.
My third-hour English class is shittypoo.
by JustMike August 25, 2009
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Shifty Pop

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.
That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery
by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010
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