The shakedown

When you shake your penis in an effort to get rid of any remaining piss.

I had to give my penis the shakedown because I felt that there was some left.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you

hey I was dad scared last night

by Partymaster October 10, 2016

Web shamed

Exposed and humiliated on every possible form of social media.

Bob got web shamed when he got drunk and peed himself.

by Frankgallager March 26, 2017

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 30, 2017

Tennessee Shakedown

When a female acquaintance bathes the receiver in feces, as is the tradition in Tennessee.

Yesterday, I paid a nice lady for a good ol' fashioned Tennessee Shakedown. Might go for another today.

by vainglorious fool October 25, 2017

Check shamed

When you critique the waitress for not getting the check to when requested.

Check shamed is when- You are going to check shame them when they come back for not dropping me the check when I asked.

by King Jarvis January 19, 2018