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Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023
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Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.
John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky
Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart
by Succesipie July 2, 2023
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Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had
by anonymous April 13, 2025
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Shart

Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
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shart

when some animal cant control their ass hole and when they let it rip a bit of shit comes out with it
I like to shart as i step through the door
by That one b!tch. November 5, 2022
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Sharting out

by pleskosi January 3, 2025
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