Slickin' the Sea Serpent

a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.

"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."

by Le Douche Bag January 10, 2009

truth serum

a drug used to lower inhibition in patients with severe anxiety-based phobias or prisoners in order to entice them to tell the truth about any questions asked

sodium amytals; amobarbital, or sodium pentothol

by Raven Dyer-lang May 11, 2003

SERF

An acronym for Supersexual Exclusionary Regressive Fundamentalist, a person who wishes to deny supersexuals their rights or invalidates their sexuality.

Karen tried to tell me that I'm a nazi for being superlesbian, but everyone knows she is a massive SERF.

by The_Incredible_Mr_K March 10, 2021

seron

A guy who is the definition of smooth, tends to be a great lover and treats his woman like a queen..... If she can keep his interest that is.

Seron couldn't help but take your woman away from you its in his nature.

by Knowledgable overseer November 14, 2014

Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"

by mello yello October 1, 2009

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021

Serbian roulette

Letting your drunk best man to choose a name for your new born child.

- Yo bro, take some schnapps and then we're naming my son!
- No way! We played Serbian roulette when Optimus Prime was born. My wife wanted to kill me!

by Vojvoda Seselj January 10, 2012