self fellacio

Giving head to ones self

My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'

by Catlo94 February 26, 2017

Self Drive

A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.

"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."

"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."

by two legs December 18, 2007

Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George

Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.

by Emeasoba George June 9, 2018

self-envelopment

The act of blocking out everything but the task at hand, like putting oneself in an envelope so one can have privacy and focus on only one thing.

"I must have missed your call while i was engrossed in self-envelopment."

by dontkaralot August 4, 2009

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008