Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George

Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.

by Emeasoba George May 24, 2018

Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

by Johnn Doey June 12, 2010

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

note to self

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

by Nadia July 10, 2004

self fellacio

Giving head to ones self

My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'

by Catlo94 February 26, 2017

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010