Open relationship

Something so stupid, it will end stupidity as we know it

Hey baby, I want an open relationship.

Stupidity disappears

by Open relationship February 19, 2019

private relationship

another thing about people have a private relationship is because they opposite sex partner may be really ugly and they don't want anyone to find out and get laugh at and humiliated so they keep it secret from everyone and ask their partner not to tell too. and hurt their feelings. i forgot to put it in the other definition but you can edit that last part out and add it to other one too if you will. another reason for a private relationship is they scared too opposite sex partner is too cute and don't want no one to steal them but if they don't claim them, someone else always will.

are you dating Sarah? you having a private relationship? no i'm not dating no one at all. but your mom (insult to change the subject to get them to stop asking before they find out, part of the force to be reckon with.)

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Non-Serious Relationship

The same thing as a serious relationship but with another name so your parents don't freak out.

Dad: Are you dating him?

Daughter: Don't worry its a non-serious relationship.

by ksweferino May 25, 2015

Textual Relationship

What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.

Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.

by All in the Family May 13, 2010

Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.

According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Relationship Virgin

A noun describing a person who has never even been in a relationship with a significant other.

Have you heard about Fred's love life? He's a relationship virgin. They're too scared of his crazy-eyes to look him in the face!

by Firestorm185 June 28, 2019

intersectional relationship

a band geek that dates, goes out with,makes out with or has a friends with benefits relationship with another band geek from a different section
for example:

a clarinet player dating somebody in low brass

She is finally in an intersectional relationship with that hot new tuba player

by JoshP August 22, 2006