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bob ross

1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
by stu in the zoo December 25, 2008
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Diana Ross

While receiving a good fuck in the cowgirl position, the woman clentches her twat and flexes her inner thighs, trapping the man inside her twat, demanding "Who's the Boss?" At which point the man usually responds, "Um....me? Um....You?" Then the woman bitch slaps him and screams "Hell no, fool....it's Diana Ross!"

Note: This is complementary to the Tony Danza
Male use: That fucking bitch Diana Rossed me last night!

Female use: That ass thinks he's such hot shit, I'm going to Diana Ross him!
by Misty Olympic December 15, 2007
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Rossed

Means when someone screws up on accident & always used in past tense.
You really rossed up last night
by Crinkle March 7, 2004
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the Bob Ross

The Bob Ross is a sexual move. It can only be performed if the male has a long goatee, much like the late, great television artist. The key is to twist the beard to a point, and while performing cunnilingus, dip the pointy beard into the female's anus and then proceed to "paint" on her vagina with the freshly-dipped brush.
I gave Nicole the Bob Ross the other night. There was shit everywhere! She loved it.
by Shamus McUndy May 4, 2010
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Ross

Man that guy cant get any. So he uses Ross before bed every night
by Cody frost November 18, 2017
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Ross

Ross has a big head and is gay
That’s a fag, Ross
by Big manjude July 14, 2018
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Ross

A boy, usually around the age of 13, enjoys games especially those concerning thrones, could build a fort out of how many comic books he owns. Often goes missing for days on end. He will generally look twice his age and has a healthy respect for Stephen Fry, sometimes bordering on gay love interest. While modelling with playdoh he may suddenly lose his shit and consume the substamce, but not before emmiting a sound similar to that of a Zebrafish, which amazes his dog.

A Ross can't handle the thought of his favourite redhead leaving his house though he may find her annoying and slightly insulting.

His kin annoys the shit out of him, especially on Wednesdays, causing him to gang up on the small child with forementioned redhead and redhead's other half.

But in all seriousness a a Ross is pretty sound motherfucker.
Hey did you pick up the Ross or is he still in the bath?
by DatFuckingGinger July 25, 2018
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