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table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.
My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
by Anne Buster November 10, 2008
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Size Queen

a man or woman who prefers a sexual partner with a large penis
I know your I size queen, how many finger can you take?
by Size queen February 16, 2018
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the queen

The queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid shit loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people. She uses words like "One" and "Money" alot.
The Queen - "Oh servant, one needs to take a royal shit!"
Servant - "I'll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal arse for you your majesty"
by Blaaaaaaaaaah October 10, 2005
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Crystal Queen

I can't believe Ronnie turned into such a crystal queen. Yup, one snort is all it takes.
by E. Haller March 2, 2004
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faux queen

An uber fabulous female. Sometimes refered to a "drag queen trapped in a female body". Simply put, a faux queen is a woman who dresses as a man dressing as a woman.
Anita Cocktail is a fameous faux queen.
by Sami rae December 25, 2008
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Queen of Sheba

a girl who believes she is better than you, not perfect, but better than YOU.

See Reid.
Reid is the Queen of Sheba.
Queen of Sheba get off the floor!
by zt5 January 6, 2005
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Dairy Queen

Despite the good food, is the absolutely worst fucking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like I did) or quit, you'll be celebrating with tears of JOY.

WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.
Friend 1: "Yo, Jake! You know Bob got canned from Dairy Queen the other day?"

Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"

Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."

Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."

Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."
by IsraelHands09 December 2, 2010
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