watermelon patch

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.

I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.

by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010

Patch

An old, washed up movie star who is still trying to make it in the movie industry. You may be familiar of him in such films as 101 Dalmations.

There goes that ol' Patch again, poor guy.

by bisqnick May 7, 2011

Pitch-slap

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.

"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"

by Amanuensis May 12, 2015

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

Trash Patch

A tattoo.

(Trashy & Uneducated Person)-"I really want to get a tattoo because I want to be different than everyone else and prove that I'm unique."

(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.

by Filthy Rich White Boy February 24, 2011

Sour patch girl

When a girl goes number one before getting her pussy ate out. It's sour at first, but the more you lick it, the sweeter it gets.

Her pussy tasted funny at first. I think she was a sour patch girl.

by TEM July 14, 2014