Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Pumpkin Head

A term for someone you love, who is cute like a little pumpkin.

How was your day pumpkin head?

by Valentina719 September 19, 2025

Pumpkin Gut

An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .

Jeff: Good morning.
David: Shut the fuck up pumpkin gut.

by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020

Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin

This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.

by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022